Thursday, July 4, 2013
Asparagus is Evil
Asparagus is an evil vegetable.
It's all "Look at me! I'm a beautiful bright green colour and full of nutrients and tender-crisp and rolling in delicious butter and I go well with bacon. You should eat me!"
But really it's thinking about how hilarious it will be if the next time you have to pee is in a public restroom. Muwaaa-haaaaa-haaaaa!!